Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.
what if i was cool
I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO
SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.
SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.
HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?
SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE
i will never swear again
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT
the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"
if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone
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